136 lines
5.1 KiB
Vue
136 lines
5.1 KiB
Vue
<template>
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<div>
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<h1 class="scroll-m-20 text-4xl font-extrabold tracking-tight lg:text-5xl">
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The Joke Tax Chronicles
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</h1>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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Once upon a time, in a far-off land, there was a very lazy king who
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spent all day lounging on his throne. One day, his advisors came to him
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with a problem: the kingdom was running out of money.
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</p>
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<h2
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class="mt-10 scroll-m-20 border-b pb-2 text-3xl font-semibold tracking-tight transition-colors first:mt-0"
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>
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The King's Plan
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</h2>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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The king thought long and hard, and finally came up with
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<a
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href="#"
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class="font-medium text-primary underline underline-offset-4"
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>
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a brilliant plan
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</a>
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: he would tax the jokes in the kingdom.
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</p>
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<blockquote class="mt-6 border-l-2 pl-6 italic">
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"After all," he said, "everyone enjoys a good joke, so it's only fair
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that they should pay for the privilege."
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</blockquote>
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<h3 class="mt-8 scroll-m-20 text-2xl font-semibold tracking-tight">
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The Joke Tax
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</h3>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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The king's subjects were not amused. They grumbled and complained, but
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the king was firm:
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</p>
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<ul class="my-6 ml-6 list-disc [&>li]:mt-2">
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<li>1st level of puns: 5 gold coins</li>
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<li>2nd level of jokes: 10 gold coins</li>
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<li>3rd level of one-liners : 20 gold coins</li>
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</ul>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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As a result, people stopped telling jokes, and the kingdom fell into a
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gloom. But there was one person who refused to let the king's
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foolishness get him down: a court jester named Jokester.
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</p>
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<h3 class="mt-8 scroll-m-20 text-2xl font-semibold tracking-tight">
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Jokester's Revolt
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</h3>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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Jokester began sneaking into the castle in the middle of the night and
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leaving jokes all over the place: under the king's pillow, in his soup,
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even in the royal toilet. The king was furious, but he couldn't seem to
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stop Jokester.
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</p>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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And then, one day, the people of the kingdom discovered that the jokes
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left by Jokester were so funny that they couldn't help but laugh. And
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once they started laughing, they couldn't stop.
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</p>
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<h3 class="mt-8 scroll-m-20 text-2xl font-semibold tracking-tight">
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The People's Rebellion
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</h3>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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The people of the kingdom, feeling uplifted by the laughter, started to
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tell jokes and puns again, and soon the entire kingdom was in on the
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joke.
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</p>
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<div class="my-6 w-full overflow-y-auto">
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<table class="w-full">
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<thead>
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<tr class="m-0 border-t p-0 even:bg-muted">
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<th
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left font-bold [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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King's Treasury
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</th>
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<th
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left font-bold [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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People's happiness
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</th>
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</tr>
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</thead>
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<tbody>
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<tr class="m-0 border-t p-0 even:bg-muted">
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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>
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Empty
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</td>
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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Overflowing
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr class="m-0 border-t p-0 even:bg-muted">
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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Modest
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</td>
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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Satisfied
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</td>
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</tr>
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<tr class="m-0 border-t p-0 even:bg-muted">
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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Full
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</td>
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<td
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class="border px-4 py-2 text-left [&[align=center]]:text-center [&[align=right]]:text-right"
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Ecstatic
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</td>
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</tr>
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</tbody>
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</table>
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</div>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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The king, seeing how much happier his subjects were, realized the error
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of his ways and repealed the joke tax. Jokester was declared a hero, and
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the kingdom lived happily ever after.
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</p>
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<p class="leading-7 [&:not(:first-child)]:mt-6">
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The moral of the story is: never underestimate the power of a good laugh
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and always be careful of bad ideas.
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</p>
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</div>
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</template>
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